I don't want to set the world on fire.

I just want to start a flame in your heart.

Goddamn men.

You hear all this jibber jabber out on the streets about men not understanding women, fuck they even made a Mel Gibson movie about it. Ladies, am I alone when I say I don't understand what is going on in the male mind, literally 100% of the time? Yet I'm addicted. They are the crack-cocaine of genders. Nothing happened, I am just trying to process something here, bear with me.

Soon to come, a full breakdown of my high school relationship. Gas mask, beatboxing, stinky single dreadlock and all. Let's try to make sense of this thing together, shall we?